friggin' tequila
Helluva New Year's Eve party. Mexican jails are the worst. All this time, "I don't even know why we're here! I live in PITTSBURGH!", and nothing but "Si, senior, peetsborg." Knew I sould've paid attention in Spanish class.
Oh, and I'm back in school. And I'm reading fiction again, alot, so between all this not much time for blogging. B
ut I do want to say, no fuckin' way am I worth less than Skippy, I don't care if that
quiz does rate me at 1.7 mil. I'm just going to nip off and shoot myself now.
Oh, and
you know what would be a cool idea for the inauguration? (read the link first) How about Trent Reznor and Paul Anka on stage doing a duet of "Starfuckers Incorporated", then maybe get the people that used to run around in giant styrofoam suits of armar, with a finale of a giant upside down crucifix backdropping Marilyn Manson singing "Antichrist Superstar" while he nails a blow-up doll labeled "Laura" up the pooper. That sounds like fun.
Just make sure the Bush daughters don't overdo the blow, that always gets messy.
Okay, I'm just being obscene because I don't have anything intelligent to contribute. Wait, the Republicans are a bunch of up-tight moralists that may not be comfortable with a guy calling himself the "Pimp of the nation" performing at a function of theirs? No shit, really?!? I can't believe I voted for them. Next time, it's Democrat for me! Let me just go bang my face off the obvious tree for a minute. I guess there is a bit to be said for the argument of pulling in those elusive "Southpark Republicans" who don't care for either type of "real music", that not only may use the word "Fuck" fairly often, but on occasion they actually perform the act; but as Allah pointed out in the comments linked above, that only lasts till those people get a wiff of the likes of Rick Santorum. Then it's, buh-bye hedonists. The R's aren't the cool party, never will be.
And one other thing: since when is Kid Rock still popular? Is he still doing music? I didn't think he did anything other than getting arrested and boinking celebrities these days. If we're going to make a big stink over an artist, next time, could we at least make sure it's a
good
one?
