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something funny from...wonkette?
i usually don't bother reading wonkette, but i drop in there every once in a while to see what the big deal is, and the top paragraph now is
Reuters reports on Kerry's attempts to "dispel the notion he was aloof." He's taking the direct approach, asking one television interviewer, "Have you had a beer with me yet? I like to have fun as much as the next person, and go out and hack around and have a good time."

okay first, hack around? who the hell says that? apparently aloof politicians from new england.

second of all, i'm guessing the reporter hasn't had a beer with kerry because...well, i've never seen or heard of kerry drinking a beer. i mean, call me crazy, but i have a hard time seeing him down at the oasis, with a cheap whore, talking to the truckdriver next to him while sucking down a beast ice and screaming at the pats on tv.

well, maybe the cheap whore part. but i'm guessing that if the menu dosen't include $200 champagne and caviar, he's not there.
 
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geeks-in-arms:
ace o spades hq
bargain-basement allahpundit
a small victory
army of mom
babalu blog
beautiful atrocities
being american in t o
belmont club
blame bush!
castle argghhh!
citizen smash
the command post
common sense runs wild
curmudgeonly & skeptical, r
curmudgeonly & skeptical, pg-13
dean's world
drill sergeant rob
edshots
exit zero
enjoy every sandwich
feisty repartee
fistful of fortnights
free will
four right wing wacos
ghost of a flea
half the sins of mankind
the hatemonger's quarterly
hog on ice
house of plum
hubris
id's cage
ilyka damen
imao
incoherant ramblings
in dc journal
instapunk
iowahawk
the jawa report
knowledge is power
lileks bleat
the llama butchers
memento moron
moxie
the mudville gazette
naked villainy
nerf-coated world
those damned pajama people
professor chaos
professor shade
the protocols of the yuppies of zion
protein wisdom
the queen of all evil
seven inches of sense
shinobi, who is a f'n numbers ninja, yo
tall dark and mathteriouth
talkleft
the nose on your face
the thearapist
this is class warfare
texas best grok
tim worstall
vodkapundit
way off bass
wizbang

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