WASHINGTON, D.C. -- (OfficialWire) -- 07/05/05 -- America, for some reason perhaps only known to its own people, if at all, possesses an unhealthy fascination with aggression, violence and destruction. Not merely limited to television programs, attacks against defenseless sovereign nations and the torturing of innocent prisoners, Americans yesterday unleashed their hostility on a comet—Tempel 1—which the nation of soccer-moms and menacing war-leaders has had ‘their eye’ on since 1867.
"I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us...We need the books that affect us deeply, like the death of someone we loved more than ourselves, like being banished into forests far from everyone, like a suicide. A book must be the axe for the frozen sea inside of us.
-Kafka
"How could you, Francis. How could you. You heartless bastard." -Ilyka
"Death to the Republic of Dork! All hail the Geek Empire!"
"It's kind of like Lileks on electro-shock treatments that aren't quite working."-steve the llama butcher
email the emperor:
unconqured -at- gmail.com
(bonus points for anyone that can guess the literary referance in which "unconqured" and "I" figure prominently)
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